Judy Brown I've done something ingenious to wind up my Dad which is basically my favourite holiday pastime It begins ike this Judy Brown Some of you out there may recall that in 2016 Iplayed an excellent Christmas prank on my long-suffering Dad It worked a treat Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Replying to @mcjude Last year I decided to play the long game & didn't tamper with the confectionary spooked by the year before he would not touch a single Ferrero Rocher which was great because he usually inhales them at 750mph so there were Ferreros aplenty for the rest of us I bided my Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And so yesterday home for Christmas and with the devil at my elbow I embarked on my most audacious sprout prank yet Judy Brown @mcjude-7h While he was out I dipped the sprouts in chocolate rolled them in chopped hazelnuts and did all I could to replicate the iconic Ferrerro Judy Brown @mcjude 7h l re-wrapped and this is crucial re- sealed the box with its original tape and a tiny dab of glue Then secreted it amongst a bag of tasty gifts from my Aunt and retired to watch from afar Judy Brown @mcjude 7h Last night he viewed them with suspiciorn when they came out the bag but I was out all day how could I have tampered with them? He abstained and they sat in the kitchen all night Judy Brown @mcjude 7h This bright Christmas morning we were gathered round the tree drinking tea and opening presents Dad eyed the box He quite likes a post-brekkie Ferrero He approached I hovered in the kitchen careful not to spook him Judy Brown @mcjude 7h And Lo! He opened He EXAMINED He unwrapped He examined FURTHER Fears allayed he popped the whole thing in his mouth His face played a symphony of emotions satisfaction triumph realisation horror disgust Judy Brown @mcjude 7h I am still chuckling I will all day longI know his retribution will be swift and terrible but no Christmas gift could be greater than this seeing my Dad despite his efforts to avoid it unwittingly eat a raw sprout Merry Christmas one and all 9193 t457 9644 72816 notes Playing the Long Game Meme









Merry Christmas


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