Being Alone, Hipster, and Homeless: Jen Lap @jenlapcomedy l prefer morning sex because that's when I'm thinnest. Ya morning sex is cool... but have you ever woke up alone & not hungover bc you didn’t drink the night before and therefore didn’t bang the homeless guy outside your apartment building that you thought was just a hipster... but no he’s homeless babe and he stole your wallet.

Jen Lap @jenlapcomedy l prefer morning sex because that's when I'm thinnest Ya morning sex is cool but have you ever woke up alone & not hungover bc you didn’t drink the night before and therefore didn’t bang the homeless guy outside your apartment building that you thought was just a hipster but no he’s homeless babe and he stole your wallet Meme

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