I Won't Have My Daughter Bringing a Black Man Into This House Until I've Tidied Up and Created a Welcoming Environment This Is Unbelievable a Goddamned Outrage Actually Is What It Is My Daughter Lucy My Own Flesh and Blood Is Bringing Home This This Black Man in Less Than an Hour Marlon Something or Other She Tells Me Marlon! Well I Won't Stand for It as Long as I Have Breath in My Body No Daughter of Mine Will Bring a Black Man Into This House Until I've Cleaned It Up a Little Maybe Picked Up a Good Bottle of Wine and Made Damn Sure I Have Everything I Need to Make Him Feel Right at Home Not Now Not Ever I'm Just Glad Her Grandfather Isn't Alive to See This Imagine His Sweet Little Lucy Arm-In-Arm With a Black Man Traipsing Right Through the Front Door of the House That He Built With His Own Two Hands While the Coffee Table Is Covered With Old Magazines and I Don't Even Have a Cup of Tea to Offer the Young Fellow by Harold Toomey Wwiao My Favourite Thing Ever 375318 Notes Awesomacious They Had Us in the First Half