HE WENT TO A SHRINK TO DISCUSS ABOUT HIS SON'S SWEARING PROBLEM WHAT HAPPENED IN THE END WAS GOLD Johnny had a sWearing problem and his father was getting tired of it He decided to ask a shrink what to do The shrink said that since Christmas was coming up that he should ask Johnny what he wanted Santa to bring him and if Johnny swore he should leave a pile of dog shit in place of the gift So two days before Christmas Johnny's dad asked Johnny what he wanted Johnny said l want a fucking teddy-bear laying right fucking here beside me when I fucking wake-up Christmas morning Then when I go downstairs I want to see a fucking train going around the fucking tree and when I go outside I want to see a fucking bike leaning up against the fucking garage On Christmas morning Little Johnny woke up and rolled over into a big pile of dog shit Confused he walked downstairs and saw a bunch of dog shit around the Christmas tree Scratching his head he walked outside and sawa huge pile of dog shit by the garage When he walked back inside with a curious look on his face his dad smiled and asked So Johnny what did Santa bring you this year? Johnny replied l think I got a fucking dog but I can't find the bastard <p>He Went To A Shrink To Discuss About His Son’s Swearing Problem What Happened In The End Was Gold<p> Meme

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