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Girls
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Megan
The Worst
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Work
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Good morning gorgeous Mornin So I'm writing this book I've been working on it for a while but I'm just stuck and have been for ages It's called girls l'll disappoint in my 20's wanna be in a chapter? Today 1059 AM Do I get my own chapter? Oh for sure I've gotta go over everything I could've done differently to make sure thatl don't fuck it up next time 'round Sounds like a lot of work Nah after disappointing so many times it comes naturally Something you're quite proud of lol What'll be the name of my chapter? Or is that something you name afterwards? Today 1254 PM Megan all the wrong choices How's that Disappointing You're doing well I can only go up from here My plan is working perfectly Oh? I'm just imagining you sitting there rubbing your hands together like an evil villain lol Oh yeah that's exactly what is happening here Got my master plan right on track Next step is to make an awful first date and me dress up n shist is about as nice Nah we're gonna find a nice bridge cra open a carton of eggs and have some hobo chili Lmfao That sounds interesting Do the eggs go in the chili or do I get to throw them? Nah we throw them at each other and let our body heat cook them Just like how they did in the old days SWEET After that we can go to the local fountain and swim for a bit before qetting dessert Today 424 PM Can we get beignets? Today 442 PM Fine but you're paying Gonna be the worst date ever Ok so long as you're cooking the hobo chili K but in gonna burn it Fair warning When is this date? And there are gonna be a few hairs in it Extra flavor Oh god When are you free? I've got a butt load of work till Friday afternoon I'm free Friday That works for me Cool Here's my number T Hobo chili Meme
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Friday
Girls
God
lol
Megan
The Worst
yeah
Work
Good Morning
Book
Cool
Date
Dessert
Dress
Free
Fuck
Good
Gorgeous
Heat
Quite
Time
Today
What Is
Old
Proud
Body Heat
Evil
Fuck It
Lmfao
Villain
Nice
All The
Been
how
got
chili
working
step
next
local
can
bridge
hobo
open
name
fair
own
did
them
all
first
master
make
they
you
extra
works
what
times
for
first date
fine
nah
happening
load
chapter
this
get
done
sweet
like
sure
cooking
right
oh god
youre
worst
interesting
dont fuck it up
well
find
find a
name of
morning
dress up
just
everything
together
exactly
stuck
are you
afternoon
each other
sitting
gonna
afterwards
disappointing
i can
wanna
so long
good morning gorgeous
right-on
beignets
oh yeah
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go to
swim
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were
there
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something
hands
wrong
days
20s
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throw
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choices
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In A
Are
Have
Sounds
Of My
Butt Load
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Lot
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Before
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Old Days
My Own
Differently
Flavor
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Perfectly
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me
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sounds like
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my
we get
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wanna be
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that sounds
can only
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fine but
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