GERSH KUNTZMAN NEW YORK DAILY NEWS What's It Like to Pump Your Own Gas? It's Horrifying Menacing and Very Very Loud It Felt Like a Fire Hose and the Pump Sounded Likea Canon Squeeze the Handle and the Resulting Torrent of Gasoline Is Humbling and Deafening the Pressure Cramped My Hand Which Can Happen if You Don't Know What You're Doing the Visible Fumes Around the Nozzle Disoriented Me the Smell of the Octane and Destruction Made Me Sick When the Pump Cut Off - Loud Like a Bomb -I Got a Temporary Form of PTSD for at Least an Hour After Pumping My Own Gas I Was Anxious and Irritable GC Awesome Satire Lol