for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said 'you know tom and jerry? jerry is here jerry is here my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken but they forgot the english word for it so they grabbed an egg went to the nearest sales lady and said where's the mother When I was a teenager we went to Italy for the summer holidays We are German neither of us speaks more than a few words of Italian That didn't keep my family from always referring to me when they wanted something translated because You're so good with languages and you took Latin I told them a hundred times I couldn't order ice cream in Latin they ignored that Anyway my dad really loved a certain cheese there made from sheep's milk He knew the Italian word for cheese' formaggio and he knew how to say 'please And he had already spotted a little shop that sold the cheese He asked me what 'sheep' was in Italian and of course I had no idea So he just shrugged and said Ill manage and went into the shop 5 mins later he comes out with a little bag obviously very pleased with himself How did he manage it? He had gone in and said Baaaah' formaggio prego I was done for the day This makes me feel better about every conversation I had ir both Rome and Ghent I once lost my husband in the ruins of a French castle on a mountain and trotted around looking for him in increasing desperation Have you seen my husband? I asked some Frer people having forgotten all descriptive words He is small a English His hair is the color of bread did not find my husband in this way In rural France it is apparently Known that one brings one's o shopping bags to the grocery store I was a visitor and had no been briefed and had no shopping bag I saw that other peop were able to conduct negotiations to purchase shopping bags but I could not remember the word for bag Can I have a box that is not a box I said The checkout lady looked extremely tired and said Un sac? sack? Of course A fucking sack And so I did get a sack I once was at a German-American Church youth camp for two weeks and predictably we spoke a whole lot of English When I phoned my mom during week two I tried to tell her that it was a bit cold in the sleeping bag at night stumbled around the word in German because for the love of god I could remember the Germwn word for sleeping bag Yeah so it's like a bag you sleep in at night? And my mother must probably have thought I lost my mind She just sighed and was like 'So a Schlafsack yes? Which is LITERALLY Sleeping sac The German word is a basically a one on one translation of the English word and I just failed it At my mother tongue BIG My former boss is Italian and she ended up working in a lab where the common language was English She once saw an insect running through the lab and she went to tell her colleagues She remembered it was the name of a famous English band so she barged in the office yelling there was a rolling stone in the lab I'm Spanish and have been living in the UK for a while now Meme

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