File 1370710900581jpg-82 KB 600x874 Aaaa-Banana-Sharkjpg Anonymous ID MYJQYP94 060813Sat130140 No485723075 Super Beta Stories I'll Go First >Be Me About 16 >Beta to the Max >Have a Hard Time Dealing With the Ladies >Mostly Spend My Down Time Browsing Porn and Fapping vs a Social Life >Discover Strange Yet Pleasing Ways to Get My Rocks Off >Favorite Way to Fap Is With Banana Peels >Will Eat a Banana but Peel It Carefully So I Can Stick My Dick in It >Masturbate Vigorous Ly Into Banana Peel >feelsgoodmanjpg Sometimes I'll Use the Same Peel Two or Three Times Before Throwing It Away >I'm a Sick Bastard I Know Fast Forward a Few Weeks >Been Fapping in Banana Peels a Lot >Getting Dat Potas Sium Like a Mad Fucker >Develop a Dependency on Fapping in Banana Peels >Masturbating With My Fingerless Gloves Doesn't Cut It Anymore >Peel Catches My Load So It Does N't Squirt All Over My Fedora >Start Calling My Dick the Banana Shark >Typically Pretty Quiet Kid in My Classes >Smart as Shit When It Comes to Chemistry >Can Name All the Elements on the Periodic Table Fuck Yeah >Nice Looking 810 Knows I Do Well in Chemistry While She Sucks Dick at It Pretty Nice Girl Not All Prissy and Stuck Up Like the Other Sluts >Actually Talks to Me >Asks if We Can Be Lab Partners >Fucking All the Yes >Begins to Get Friendlier With Me Flirting Level 3 Engaged >Decide to Actually Be Alpha for Once >After a Few Days of Great Chemistry in Chemistry Ask Her to Go to a Movie With Me She Says Yes Anonymous ID MYJQYP94 060813Sat130220 No485723180 CONT >Go to See Lucky Number Slevin >She's Into Mob Movies and Wants to See It >Theater Is Practically Empty We Sit in the Back Row >Halfway Through the Movie I Notice She Keeps Looking at Me >Not Paying Attention Anymore >Her Tongue Is in My Mouth >Her Hand Is on the Banana Shark >The Spaghetti Is Out of My Pockets on the Floor She Asks if I Have Ever Gotten Head Before >Allmynope >Unzips My Pants to Find a Fully Erect Banana Shark >Starts to Suck My Dick >Two Minutes in >Anon Your Dick Tastes Weird >Oh God She Can Taste the Banana Shark >It Tastes Like Bananas Do You Stick Your Dick in Bananas Anon? Beta Me Returns >S-S-Sometimes >Awkward as Fuck >OH GOD ANON I'M ALLERGIC TO BANANAS Begins Puking on My Dick >OHFUCKOHFUCKOHFUCK >She Begins to Have a Seizure >Immediately Call 911 MFW I Cannot Go Back to That Theater MFW I Put a Girl in the Hospital With the Banana Shark MFW I Haven't Had a Blowjob OR a Date Since Thanks a Lot Banana Shark Anon Fucks Bananas