Excuse Generator Use Your Birthday to Generate an Excuse January February March April May June 16 I Don't Give a Shit 17 I Was Drunk I'm Sorry I'm Soooo Sorry Honestly You Know What? 1 I Didn't Feel Like It 2 Forgot 3 I Rewatched GBBO 18 It Was Far Too Boring 19 I Just Found Out l'M a Ghost Instead 4 I Watched Porn Instead 20 My Dong Was Too Itchy 5 I Do What I Want Hey Fuck You Buddy Don't Look at Me Like That It Won't Happen Again but 21 I Spent the Night Learning to 6 *Points at Crotch* 7 I Have Diarrhoea Riverdance 22 It's None of Your Concern! Ul 8 My Fucking Dog Ate It 23 Your Expectations Are Too High 9 Homework Is for Dicks 24 You're Not the Boss of Me 10 It's None of Your August Look Me in the Eye September You Know Why Bob?! October for the Last Time November Think You Know December You Wanna Know Why 25 I Am Filled With Existential Angst 26 I'm Too Cool for This Shit Business 11 I've Been Thinking a Lot 27 My STls Are Acting Up 28 My Bed Is Too Comfortable 29 Why Don't You Ask Your Mum About Brexit I Didn't Do Your Stupid 12 Yolo Yolo 13 I'm Not a Dork 14 Shut Up That's Why 15 L Have a Life Why I Didn't Do It? SMS 30 It Would Have Been Shit Anyway 31 I Didn't Feel Like Doing Something STUDENT MONEY SAVER Dumb Today Xx-Thedarklord-Xx “Honestly I Don’t Give a Shit” That’s My Mood 247