Dog Day Shoes Walk This Way and Let the Dog Take the Blame Wouldn't Be Great if We Could Run as Fast as Dogs We Thought Wouldn't It Be Even Better if We Had Their Ability to Grip? But Wouldn't It Be Best of All if We Had Shoes That Left Dog Prints in the Sand or in the Mud Rather Than Foot Prints or Shoe Prints? Then We WOulLd Be Able to Track Through Mud and Onto Carpets Over Wet Cement and Onto Glistening Toors and Have Everyone Cursing Some Non-Xistent Canine for the Dirty Deed It's Not a Dog's Life After All I Have These Lol It's So Funny to See My Neighbor Blame the Dogs for Shitting on His Porch 珍道具 Tracks Hidden