crimsonclad greenjimkirk greenjimkirk I don't trust Tom Hardy because he seems like the kind of dog lover who despises cats Who acts like the entire species slighted him personally and are the cause of global warming Meanwhile Chris Evans and Chris Pine seem like the kind of dog lovers who prefer dogs but still like cats and understand that they just express affection differently wwwwolfn8contonhard NOTORIOUS rescuer of helpless Romanian street kitten Tom Hardy who illicitly hid the cat in his hotel room and made sure his new friend got adopted by nice local people before he left the country and posted blogs about how much he loved him??? NAY I say unto thee NAY INDEED On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday there's this kitten in the road and I'm like hey kat whssup? then I had to double take that's a small cat as cats go it's prolly like a couple months old max so I'm like hey little fella and I look about but no one is looking for this thing so l stopped and turned round and said hey kat where's your family and he's like I don't know then he wanders up to me and bang he's in my scoop and Im looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat a man this your nothing infact the languague barrier lifts with one old lady who speaks no english but I can tell she wishes me well infact every girl in town now notices I have a kitten and even though I have a skinhead and baggy pants on the uniform of the criminal I am now such a sweet boy with his kitten I'm like no you don't understand this is not my kitten this is God's child I found in the street prolly belongs to some kid who is crying right now Igot to find him a home is there like an RSPCA here or something? the girls at reception fall in love with him he's all fluffy coz I put him in a bath I told them they're like we can see really this kat sparkles now but he doesn't want to hang out with them he wants to sit on my shoulder and stare and watch MTV in the room tomorrow he's coming to work and we're going to try and get him rehoused he is such a dude and he is very funny and likes to talk a lot cuddle and sleep plus he follows me everywhere talking romanian I'm like I live in london dude I have no idea what vou're on about Can you trust Tom Hardy? Meme


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