Cat's Diary Dog's Diary Day 983 of My Captivity 800 am Dog food My favorite thing My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling 730 am A car ride! My favorite objects They dine lavishly on fresh meat while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear 740 am A walk in the park My l nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength favorite thing! The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape In 1030 am Got rubbed and petted My an to them I once again vomit on the carpet Today decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at favorite thing! their feet Ihad hoped this would strike fear into their hearts 1200 pm Milk bones My favorite since this clearly demonstrates my capabilities However they merely made condescending comments about what a good little hunter I am Bastards! 100 pm Played in the yard My There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight favorite thing! I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event However could hear the noises and smell the food I 300 pm Wagged my tail My favorite overheard that my confinement was due to the power of allergies must learn what this means and how to use it to s oo pm my advantage successful in an attempt to assassinate one Dinner! My favorite thing Today was almost of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking 700 pm Got to play ball My favorite must try this again tomorrow but at the top of the stairs am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and 800 pm Wow! Watched TV with the snitches The dog receives special privileges He is regularly released and seems to be more than willing to return He is people' My favorite thing! obviously retarded The bird must be an informant I observe 1100 pm Sleeping on the bed My him communicating with the guards regularly I am certain that captors have arranged protective cell so he is safe for now custody for him in an elevated favorite thing! Ayy lmao Meme

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Dank Memes

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Car Ride

Assembly

Observative

Headless

Bastardization

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