Brian Your Next Automated Pizza Delivery Is Scheduled for SATURDAY FEBRUARY 25 at 1200pm to Confirm Txt YES to Decline Txt NO Txt Help 4help Thank U Papa John U Handsome Man I Shall Call U the Carbs Vixen We're Sorry We Didn't Understand Please Confirm or Decline When I Make Love I Imagine You Tossing Some Dough Shirtless Delivered Dude Our Automated System Isn't Set Up Yet This Is a Real Person Texting You I Make Minimum Wage Please Just Tell Me if You Want the Pizza You Can't Say They Didn't Try #Funny #Dumb #Attempts #Fail