anthraxlobster Free worldbuilding idea Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software which is to say almost none at all Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don't trust any of that stuff Who the hell knows what other are in the ashes components Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston's Divine Circle of Teleportation There's some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us I just take ships It's way safer I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones What did he say he was using? 'Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles'? That's just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together and they don't even interact with each other I've been looking at this scroll all morning and I'm 90% sure that the scribe didn't even look at the standard for pyromancies digitaldiscipline Help Desk this is Gloriline what did you fuck up this time? *indistinct vocals* Dave I've seen the news and frankly I can see the ash cloud from here You paid for extended support not enabling support purewriting I can't get this fucking spell to work Jane can you look it? *passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence* I think you missed a bookend rune right here- GODS DAMN IT! IT'S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU! *angrily scribbles on parchment* It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works crazy-pages I don't play wizards anymore because they're too much like my day job drackir Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake beachfox You beat me to it! I was going to add that the why wizards and witches always have reason familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is! Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners but no It's just explaining to Firewing what you're trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you've been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT! 53471 notes This hits to close to home Meme

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