and her church tried to exorcize the childfreedom out of me and I am absolutely traumatized y family and I live in the US but we're originally from Barbados We normally visit back home at least once a year but I personally hadn't been there in about 3 so when I heard that there was an upcoming wedding I was the first to volunteer 0 family has this rule that at least one relative from 0 Se to attend any important famil events in Barbados and vice versa and most of my relatives here were busy so l decided to go out of guilt and a bit of nostalgia Fast forward to last friday I show up to my grandma's house and I'm greeted with a warm smile and a broom stick to the head because I took so long to visit We then sat down on the verandah drinking hot chocolate and catching up on old news as we watched the goats walk by Eventually the conversation came to children and I decided to finally break my grandma's heart by telling her that I was Childfree and explaining to her what that meant I did not expect her to literally start bawling her eyes out and saying that I've been captured by the land of the demons which is what she calls America I felt terrible but I held my ground until she calmed down I poured my heart out to her and told her exactly why I was Childfree and at the end of the conversation she nodded and said that she understoodI knew she didn't really accept it and that she would go and complain to other family members behind my back but I was just happy that she wasn't crying anymore SoI attended the wedding on Saturday and when Sunday came I had every intention of spending it visiting old friends checking out a nearby river and buying some fruits to bring back home with me on Monday But before I could do all of that my grandma reminded me that I had to go to church with her in the morning so I could get some blessings to go back home with I'm not a religious person at all but everyone knows not to argue with grandma when it comes to church so l d my cousin's bible on longest dress I could find and headed out to So it's now after 10 am and I am at this church singing and clapping and struggling to find the correct verses and chapters the pastor keeps directing us to All of a sudden this said pastor calls my grandma to the pulpit and I am kinda confused because I know that she's the elder in the church responsible for things like hospitality and refreshment and she's rarely ever apart of the sermon Anyways she goes up and she starts talking about the prodigal son and how he was swayed by the wicked ways of the world THEN that I was her version of the prodigal son and that I was being possessed by a child hating demon that was trying to take my fertility away from me I told her that I was going to get my tubes tied I was in shock and I just stood there looking at everyone looking at me in sympathy and disgust Then before I knew it my grandma and another church lady were pulling me towards the front of the room When we got there they held my arms in a vice-like grip and all I could do was watch in horror as the pastor descended from the pulpit slammed his bible against my forehead and began to pray vigorously Then all of the other elders of the church began to gather around me as well speaking in tongues and throwing olive oil and holy water at me I looked around at the rest of the congregation and noticed that they all had their hands outstretched to me and were ting strange thin I cannot begin to tell you how terrified I was For a moment there I really thought wrong with me but I eventually snapped out of it and began to struggle against the circle people Ishouted kicked screamed sobbed and scratched at everyone but it was to no avail as I was greatly outnumbered by a bunch of lunatics who only behaving more like a demon in their eyes I eventually decided to just stand still and let them continue doing whatever they were doing until I got a chance to escape and it worked because after about 30 minutes they started to pull back and were now praying in softer tones Then I hear the paster tell someone to get the red cloth so we can bind her in the holy spirit and at that point I was like NOPE NOPE NOPE Guys I don't know where l found the strength from but I found it that day I shoved an old lady that was me fact I was Some people were running after scared and started to run from me my grandma was shouting for me to come back and the pastor was telling people to shut the doors to avoid letting the demon out But I wasn't having any of it Usain Bolt had nothing on me that morning I ran through those church doors and down the dirt road to my grandma's house packed my suitcase then made my way to a hotel to spend the night I left early the next morning I was so shaken up that I had to take the day off from work I spent the day crying on my outraged with my gra on the phone My grandma told her that she knows in her heart that I'm possessed by a demon because only a demon would try to take awaya n's greatest 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