Ambris Iridepigs Twinkcommunist in Case Anyone’s Wondering Is Because Getting an X Ray Once Is So Barely Harmful That It Rounds to Zero but Standing in Front of an X Ray Emitter 40 Hours a Week for Years Will Definitely Kill You if I Go to the Bar and Have One Drink With the Bartender I’ll Be Fine if the Bartender Has a Drink With Every Patron Then They Will Die This Is All True and Immediately Obvious to Anyone Who Thinks About It for More Than 15 Seconds but It Doesn’t Change the Fact That “dude Goes to Egypt to Press a Button” Is Still the Funniest Set of Words I’ve Read Today