Being Alone, Candy, and Cats: 4 afabbaeddel lifehack: when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant, wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets. god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own zerofarad "God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own." We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables. jellyfish-rights I've been doing this for years "I am a monument to all your sins." Halo "I'll do whatever you want" "Then Perish." Some weird Obama Hewwo Rp "Violence for Violence is the rule of the beasts." Obama, from someone's dream. "To become god is the loneliest achievement of them all." Obama, From Tumblr user's twofingerswhiskey's mother's dream. "I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me." Fallout New Vegas NPC "If the world choses to become my enemy, I will fight just like I always have." Shadow the Hedgehog "I will face god and walk backwards into hell." Twitter user @drill "All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove. Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog?" Mickey mouse comic edit "Every man's heart one day beats its final beat His lungs breathe their final breath. And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in something that's larger than life, then his essence, his spirit, will be immortalized by the storytellers." Ultimate Warrior "Do you think god stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created?" Spykids (1st movie) "But what is stopping you? The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is today." Anonymous, Greentext. "Nobody likes to change. There will always be resistance to change. And the quicker you get to that, the easier it is. It's not such a difficult thing. If you entrench yourself and go, 'by God, I will not change. I will not have this.' Then, you're a dead man. We're great at adaptability. It's our strongest suit. Nick Nolte "You've got to make a statement. You've got to look inside yourself and say: 'what am I willing to put up with today?" Erin, Game Grumps "A/hannuor v lnnk at nnthar ornntor aran artict "Whenever you look at another creator or an artist that you respect, you're only seeing what took them a long time of work and doubt to push through. You never see the struggle behind it. So you think you're the only one struggling, when in fact, everyone goes through it." Dan/Danny Sexbang, Gamegrumps/ Ninja Sex Party "Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about. And the more ignorant they are, the more opinions they have." Fallout NPC, Thomas Hildern "What is better- To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort." Skyrim, Paarthurnax "Pick a god and pray." Frederick, Fire Emblem Awakening "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant; it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." Mewtwo, Pokemon "Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something." Jake the Dog, Adventure Time "There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes." Fourth Doctor, Doctor Who "Run for your Heterosexual lives, people!" Ted Ex talk "Your gendered hands can't hurt me" My NB friend Astria "Tonight you spoke with the devil, the devil looked a lot like you." Shitpost on tumblr "God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own" afabbaeddel on tumblr It's all on a google doc of mine (x) swoopingsilver "Kill me. Kill me and live with the memory. Then tell the stars that you won." -fucking Warrior Cats masochist-incarnate We live in a socie- jacketslut1 Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post "you can't kill me in a way that matters" +the following uhhhh 1 sec jacketslut1 I find the mushroom post :) personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That's a terrifying answer, have a nice day Source: personsonable jacketslut1 sorry NO 46% 1:50 AM NO 46% 1:50 AM dungeons-and-danis dungeons-and-danis 8. My father taught me as a child that if 1. "I'll do whatever you want" "Then Perish you shoot for the moon and miss, the 2. 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4 afabbaeddel lifehack when you see a Take One candy bowl in a restaurant wait until noones looking and shovel candy into your pockets god may judge you but his sins outnumber your own zerofarad God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own We really need to start collecting and sourcing these Potent Quotables jellyfish-rights I've been doing this for years I am a monument to all your sins Halo I'll do whatever you want Then Perish Some weird Obama Hewwo Rp Violence for Violence is the rule of the beasts Obama from someone's dream To become god is the loneliest achievement of them all Obama From Tumblr user's twofingerswhiskey's mother's dream I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me Fallout New Vegas NPC If the world choses to become my enemy I will fight just like I always have Shadow the Hedgehog I will face god and walk backwards into hell Twitter user @drill All knowledge is based on that which we cannot prove Will you fight? or will you perish like a dog? Mickey mouse comic edit Every man's heart one day beats its final beat His lungs breathe their final breath And if what that man did in his life makes the blood pulse through the body of others and makes them bleed deeper in something that's larger than life then his essence his spirit will be immortalized by the storytellers Ultimate Warrior Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created? Spykids 1st movie But what is stopping you? The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago The second best time is today Anonymous Greentext Nobody likes to change There will always be resistance to change And the quicker you get to that the easier it is It's not such a difficult thing If you entrench yourself and go 'by God I will not change I will not have this' Then you're a dead man We're great at adaptability It's our strongest suit Nick Nolte You've got to make a statement You've got to look inside yourself and say 'what am I willing to put up with today? Erin Game Grumps Ahannuor v lnnk at nnthar ornntor aran artict Whenever you look at another creator or an artist that you respect you're only seeing what took them a long time of work and doubt to push through You never see the struggle behind it So you think you're the only one struggling when in fact everyone goes through it DanDanny Sexbang Gamegrumps Ninja Sex Party Too many people have opinions on things they know nothing about And the more ignorant they are the more opinions they have Fallout NPC Thomas Hildern What is better- To be born good or to overcome your evil nature through great effort Skyrim Paarthurnax Pick a god and pray Frederick Fire Emblem Awakening I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are Mewtwo Pokemon Dude sucking at something is the first step towards being sort of good at something Jake the Dog Adventure Time There's no point being grown-up if you can't be childish sometimes Fourth Doctor Doctor Who Run for your Heterosexual lives people! Ted Ex talk Your gendered hands can't hurt me My NB friend Astria Tonight you spoke with the devil the devil looked a lot like you Shitpost on tumblr God may judge you but his sins outnumber your own afabbaeddel on tumblr It's all on a google doc of mine x swoopingsilver Kill me Kill me and live with the memory Then tell the stars that you won -fucking Warrior Cats masochist-incarnate We live in a socie- jacketslut1 Wait wait you forgot the mushroom post you can't kill me in a way that matters +the following uhhhh 1 sec jacketslut1 I find the mushroom post personsonable me holding a gun to a mushroom tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit mushroom can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make you cannot kill me in a way that matters me cocking the gun tears streaming down my face I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU miaislying Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean? personsonable decay exists as an extant form of life miaislying That's a terrifying answer have a nice day Source personsonable jacketslut1 sorry NO 46% 150 AM NO 46% 150 AM dungeons-and-danis dungeons-and-danis 8 My father taught me as a child that if 1 I'll do whatever you want Then Perish you shoot for the moon and miss the 2 I thought there were no heroes left in cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs Failure is not an option Go kill this world 3 You kneel before my throne unaware it them was born on lies 9 All these moments will be lost in time like tears in the rain 4 Take this gift for the gods surely won't 5 God wishes he were me 10 You are alone child There is only darkness for you and only death for your people These ancients are just the beginning I will command a great and 6 God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would've bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16 terrible army and we will sail to a billion worlds We will sail until every light has 7 Iknow you've all heard talk of being the emperor's chosen and heroes of the Imperium but the truth is you are essentially nothing to this Imperium been extinguished You are strong child but I am beyond strength I am the end and I have come for you You're farmers workers and criminals 11 To feel sorrow is to deserve peace picked to be a part of the most expendable force known to man You 12 No pet is perfect it becomes perfect when you accept it for what it is will be sent into battle You will be sent 13 You could sooner divert a river from its often Many of you will die and you will die often I do not expect you to like it but I am asking that you accept this and course than deny my nature 14 You cant shake the devil's hand and say you're only kidding 15 No one will know the violence it took make your peace with it 46% 150 AM dungeons-and-danis 15 No one will know the violence it took become this gentle 16 Theres no light at the end of the tunnel so it's a good thing we brought matches 17 It's not my job to pry it's the government's 18 And lo he did reach into his bag of talent and verily it was found to be barren -Yamaha 1099 19 Every comment is a prayer bringing me closer to emerging from my cursed plane Thank you for heralding the apocalypse this old god brings 20 People say phase like impermanence means insignificance Show me a permanent state of the self 21 The answer to dispair is action EDIT you'll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you because its fucking hilarious in context and raw as fuck without it Source dungeons-and-danis #dani speaks #nonular #reference t d INIO 46% 150 AM to dO NO2 46%151 AM dungeons-and-danis dungeons-and-danis ue au One day you will be face to face with Pick a god and pray to it Kill me and live with the memory Then tell the stars that you won whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and you will have to justify No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath I have been through hell and Ill come out singing the space you've filled Violence for violence is the rule of beasts To become god is the lonliest There are no gods here Do I look like the kind of manwoman who dies? God is dead and soon we will follow Impudent of you to assume I will meet 1229 a mortal end This is hell's territory and I am Notes beholden to no gods Bury me shallow i'll be back One day you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the To become god is the lonliest achievement of them all Hell is empty and all the devils are universe and you will have to justify the space you've filled Violence for violence is the rule of here I will face god and walk backwards into hell! beasts To become god is the lonliest sorry jacketslut1 Can we go ahead and add one day you'll decompose and 'll be there to watch it happen to the list please 71% 715 PM O t t tumblr thebuttkingpost moustachedpotatoes Follow turing-tested tell me what these squigglie lines mean! transcribe these runes! which of these pictures has a bus every day on the internet i am forced to interact with captchas and im SICK of it indoorvoices Cranky cause you're a robot huh? turing-tested one day you'll decompose and ill be there to watch it happen Source turing-tested 9 notes Source afabbaeddel 253471 notes Since this post won't get the attention it deserves on the original sub Meme

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