25 Of The Best Anti-Jokes Ever 1 A horse walked into a bar Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation 2 Yo mama so fat she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem 3 How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her 4 Ask me if I am an orange Are you an orange? Nope I'm a person 5 A priest a rabbi and a muslim cleric walk into a bar The cleric having abstained from alcohol due to religious constrictions does not drink and his friends decide to do the same They spend the night laughing and having a good time 6 Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients 7 What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut 8 What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint 9 A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had His wife just ignores him the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles 10 I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket He said Hey how far do you think I can kick this bucket? 11 A group of Mexicans were in the back of a car They were carpooling to work to save on gas 12 A man walks in to a bar His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart 13 I like my coffee like my women Without a penis 14 An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree watching a farmer go by The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing because owls can't talk The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey 15 What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick 16 Yo momma's so ugly that your father no longer finds her attractive and now their marriage is in trouble 17 Why didn't Jesus play hockey? Because Baseball and Soccer are much more popular sports in Mexico 18 What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels 19 What do a duck and a bicycle have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck 20 What do a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer 21 What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot 22 Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead 23 Why couldn't the dinosaur break through the brick wall? I don't know I'm asking you the question 24 What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question? 25 Why did the old woman put rainbow roller skates on her walker? She has dementia FUNNY STUFF ON MEMEPIXCOM Some Anti Jokes for youomg-humortumblrcom Meme

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