009 44 john_wb 2h My wife and I started a small software company 20 years ago She's the manager and does sales and HR I do the programming Anyway we hired a programmer one time and the first day on the job I spent the whole morning with him going over our development philosophy how we do source control etc and then showed him an overview of our applications and how we build them Along the way he was highly critical pointing out what he considered flaws in everything After lunch he goes back in to see my wife He obviously didn't know we were married we don't share surname and at work we keep pretty much to ourselves He says to my wife you know how to fix this company? You need to fire that other guy We still laugh about that one t 140 Reply scandalousmambo 2h He says to my wife you know how to fix this company? You need to fire that other guy Sounds like a bog standard software guy to me They spend all their time congratulating themselves on how much money they make while arguing for days about where to put semicolons They couldn't ship an empty box if someone bought them postage Then they go home and hump their pillow until exhausted and cry themselves to sleep Add a comment > X Best insult ever found on raskreddit Meme

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