>Be my birthday >Mama got me the Minecraft cakeI wanted Get a card from grammy >Enjoy your birthday sorry I couldn't be there sweety I hope you can use this >A lot of weird green paper in there 23 KB JPG >Mamas eyes get big >Ask her what these are >It's money I use it to buy your chicken and videogames >Can I trade it for good boy points? >Yes you can of course you can >then new daddy walks into the room smells like smoke and adult apple juice >slaps mamas butt sees the money I need this for the poker game tonight >Mama says no I traded it with her >He slaps her faces butt now >Mama screams >I'm sitting there eating my cake >Ask her when dinner is ready She says I gotta help her >This FUCKING NORMIE >ASKS ME >TO HELP HER >ON MY OWN BIRTHDAY >take off all my clothes and jump on the table >Press my willy in the cake and run to mama screaming at the top of my lungs flailing my arms >hit mama in the belly >hear a loud oomf >new daddy looks at me >l look at him >l get down on my knees and grab his crotch >he goes back and asks me what I'm doing > just wanted to show him I can be mama too >Run at him and bite him in his crotch >even though he wore pants he dropped to the ground crying >now everyone was crying >my diaper has been full the whole time >put some cake in diaper since mama isnt changing it and feed it to new daddy >new daddy never came back after the poker game >mama made me chicken tendies on a pizza that night >she didn't even charge my good boy points >best 56th birthday ever Anon has a happy birthday Meme

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found ON 2019-10-27 12:43:12 BY awwmemes.com

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